what pairing are you doing for rare pair?
all i can say is its gonna be derek/lydia. i really wish i could talk about it more, but since its an anonymous exchange and i want to respect the rules im keeping as tightlipped as i can. but i will probably spam u guys with links to it as soon as i can since i actually really love the idea and im having a lot of fun writing it
okay so next thing i’ll finish will be the rare pair exchange gift (so close to having it done), but the next thing ill post will be my fill for the new stonerwolf prompt (which will probably be a mchaleinski fic bc i am predictable trash)
rn though im going to sleep bc i should probably get up at a decent hour in the morning
so remember a couple of days ago when i mentioned writing a sterek serial killer au? well i finished writing the thing
you can read it on ao3 here
Dubbed “The Beacon Hills Ripper” and “The Slasher of Beacon Hills”, respectively, two serial killers are stalking and killing members of the Beacon Hills community. Both Killers are fascinated with each other and begin to leave “gifts” for each other after each of their kills. They are both formidable in their own rights but together they are damn near unstoppable.
“I was hoping we’d get a chance to meet,” Derek told him.
“You’re The Slasher,” the young man said, surprised.
“And you’re The Ripper.”
“Stiles,” The other man said moving his blade away from Derek. “My name is Stiles.”
Neville as eventual headmaster is very important to me though.
Neville, who thanks to his enduring friendship with Luna sees the vital importance of fostering interhouse relationships, downplays the rivalries between the houses without lessening the importance of intrahouse unity by pushing the Quidditch Cup and House Cup as more friendly competition than all-consuming-must-be-won-enimity and introducing other means of emphasising house pride for those students who are not athletically or academically talented to the point where they feel as though they’re making an important contribution to their house.
Neville, who has so much goodness and kindness in him, having a zero tolerance policy for bullying, by staff or students, and serious punishments set down in official school policy for anyone caught bullying or intimidating a student for any reason.
Neville, who saw first hand just how vital it is, throwing the Ministry-approved DADA curriculum out the window and working with the DADA teacher to build a useful curriculum based on his two most useful years of DADA classes, those being third, under Lupin, and fifth, under Harry.
Neville, who understands how hard it is not to be One Of Those Kids, ruthlessly digging out any elitest groups like the Slug Club and disbanding them.
Neville, who understands that sometimes the teachers don’t choose as wisely as they ought, introducing a democratic system for prefect and Head Boy/Girl selection.
Neville, who knows what it is to be the bottom of the class, making a point of introducing a voluntary tutoring system for students who are in the same position he once found himself in - and making certain that it’s well known that had such a system been in place when he was at Hogwarts, he would certainly have availed of it.
Neville, who is a hero and a marvel and wonderful, brave man, fostering that same bravery and goodness in every one of his students, fighting to help them become the absolute best people they can be regardless of academic talent or world-saving ability.
Neville, who is everything that Albus Dumbledore was not, setting to rights so much of the wrong Dumbledore allowed and sometimes encouraged in Hogwarts.
#we need to talk about this #we need to talk about them getting to the point #where they can communicate with each other with just a look #think allll the way back to season 1 #and look at this now #yes yes yes #more of it should’ve been onscreen #but what IS on screen #is lovely and organic and real #it’s one of the most dynamic dynamics on the show #one of the most underrated #and one of the very best #fight me (via latxcvi)
Government, Monty Python Style
Still brilliantly funny all these years later.
whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blink a few times and then get super fucking excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr
Braeden is a strong powerful woman who can take out men within the blink of an eye, looks cute on all occasions, gets to go home to a premium slice of american beef that is derek hale and looks phenomenal in leather. She is my ultimate goal.
McHaleinski: Skyrim AU
Stiles is a Breton, Derek’s a Nord-werewolf, and Scott’s a Bosmer (wood elf). They used to go on adventures together, but since Derek lost his arm to a dungeon trap their lives are a bit less exciting. At least no one’s taken an arrow to the knee (yet).
(I have a Skyrim problem and I’m not sorry.)